Erectile jokes
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Erectile dysfunction.
Memes
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
cock, cock, and cum
Woah, nice cock.