Erectile

Erectile jokes

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.