Ender jokes
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."