Employee jokes

A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."