SackButt1 year agoSanta's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Santa ClausAnonymous5 years agoWhat is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.