How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
