New Education Jokes - Page 43

Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.

What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.

Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?

What is green and looks like a school bus?

A school bus.

Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

What is yellow and does not float well?

A school bus.

Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.

Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?

A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.

There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.