Education jokes
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.