If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students? Vegetable Soup
Ed is Ed in bed full of head.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
I heard a joke about chocolate
It wasn’t that funny
I just Snicker-ed
There once was a commie called Ed Usually known as Ned He went to bed Got shot in the head Unfortunately now he was dead
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"
We don't have school shooters we have special ed breeches
a bowman man walked into a throne room and he bow-ed to him
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please." she says. The bartender says "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
I once had an owl hoo-ed think it would fly away?
ed is dumb
