Marketplace jokes

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com

Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?

There are Targets everywhere.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.