Marketplace jokes
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Memes
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
