Marketplace

Marketplace Jokes

Lighter

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Cannibal

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

Wheelchair

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.