Marketplace jokes

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?

There are Targets everywhere.

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.