Ebay jokes

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.