Auction jokes
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Memes
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.