Auction jokes
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?