Auction

Auction Jokes

Student

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

Wheelchair

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Mum

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Mum

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.