Earth Science jokes
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"