Earth Science jokes

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?

Core-an (Korean)

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

What did Earth say to the other planets?

"You guys have no life!"

Flat Earthers

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.