Earth Science jokes

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?

Core-an (Korean)

One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."

Geology rocks!

Earth is fun and worstbmaa.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.

According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.

Mars-1

Africa-0

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.