Earring

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I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yesterday I was in a wind storm.

Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.

Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?

Anything you want—he can’t hear you.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.