Dyson jokes

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.