Dyson jokes

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.

Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.