Dyson jokes
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Memes
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
