Dyson jokes
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
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How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
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Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
