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Calorie

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
The image shows two contrasting scenes under the heading "Rethink Your Weekend." On the left, there's a plate of fried food and a mug of beer, labeled as "1500 Calories." On the right, there's a Dyson sphere, which is a hypothetical megastructure that completely encompasses a star to harness its energy, labeled as "124 trillion Calories."
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    Dyson sphere

    5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    The image is divided into two sections: On the left is an image of a complex structure labeled "Dyson sphere." On the right is a picture of a woman labeled "Girlfriend." Below, a table compares these two things based on three criteria: "Hot", "High maintenance", and "Generates 334.18 trillion terawatts of power." The Dyson sphere and the girlfriend both get a checkmark for being hot and high maintenance, but only the Dyson sphere gets a checkmark for generating 334.18 trillion terawatts of power, while the girlfriend gets a cross.
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    18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a portrait of Young Thug next to an artist's depiction of a Dyson Sphere. Text overlaid on the image reads, "Court documents reveal Young Thug was in the process of constructing a Dyson Sphere in a distant Galaxy."
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    • Abortion center

    416 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

    What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

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