Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
ROSES ARE RED VIOLET'S ARE BLUE YOU A DUM *SS B*TCH WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Your pretty.pretty dum pretty toxic pretty lame
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
hey wake um I just mured you family but I live alone then who are these people in your house they are people in my house well not any more dum bitch you welcome you could have died
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
hey why did you copy me you dum ass prince?
this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
GET A LIFE DUM DUMS!
says the fucking moron.
What did Batman say to robin before getting in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile!"
BUH DUM TISh
