What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
