"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
