Driving Test jokes
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."