Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I'M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
What does a house wear? a-dress
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who dresses like a merman? POSIEDOWN
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?- Jurassic Bark
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
