I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said "what happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle, the father replied with "you know what happened, you were there." the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
Dr Dre caught his friend snoop dogg looking in other people's draws Dre then said dont snoop around.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
