Dr. Seuss jokes

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”