Downfall jokes

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

How did the necrophiliac get caught?

Some rotten cunt split on him....