Double Entendre jokes
What do gay men like cocks?
馃崷馃崷馃崷 they like the cream filling 馃構
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.