DoS jokes
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.