Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
DoS Jokes
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
