DoS jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.