What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
DoS Jokes
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
