DoS jokes
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.