DoS jokes
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"