DoS jokes
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What would you do if you were killed?
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.