What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
DoS Jokes
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
