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What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?

A Panera med.

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?

Panera is dead.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?

Panera fled.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."