DoS jokes
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)