Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
DoS Jokes
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
