Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
DoS Jokes
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
