Oompa Loompa Doobity doo I got a glock and itβs pointing at you
wi doo orphan play with boomerang because they come back
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
what did Stephen Hawking say when he died. Boo Boo Doo.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby
Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo
Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"ππ€£ππ
Professor: "oui oui"π€£πππ
Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"π€£πππ
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Whatβs the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
your so poor you stink like poo poo in your doo doo