Domicile Jokes

Cat

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

Doggy

Did you hear about the new doggy condos?

Apparently they are now releasing!

Rabbit

Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

Child

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.