Domestic Animal jokes
Meow meow meow meow :p
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Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
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If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?