Why does the military recruit orphans? Because homing missiles donβt target them
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger? Orange is the new black
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What does an Arab prostitute say? "Bomb my pussy"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? βYouβre the ying to my yangβ!
At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common? Are you ready kids?
What does a furry call a sexy furry A foxy lady
What does Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common? They both come on little white crackers
I told a girl she was cute and she said "aw tysm" how does she know I have that
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?......... Thanks for coming, Hope you come again soon.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick
