Do jokes
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
Memes
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!