Do jokes
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Memes
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."