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What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Memes
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."