Do jokes
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Memes
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.