Do jokes
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Memes
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.