Do jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Memes
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!