Do jokes
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Memes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.