Digital media jokes

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.

The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.

In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.