My great uncle died in a concentration camp
He fell off one of the guard towers
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flatππππ
One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didinβt, i died of laughter π
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once. Fucking camper
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new pc
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well thatβs why I laugh so much
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
how did the lesbian die? homocide
how did the gay man die? homicide
