Developmental disability jokes

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

What do you call an Autistic kid?

A work of Daniel.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

This person has Down syndrome.

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

I have special needs, and I was born with it.

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.