Developmental disability jokes

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.

What do you call an Autistic kid?

A work of Daniel.

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.