Devaluation jokes

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.