Devaluation jokes

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.