Devaluation jokes

Misogyny

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What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

Mental Illness

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My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

Balance

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.