Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.
He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.
When he died, the Angel came back for him.
"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.
"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
so a women walked into a bar. there was a man she went up to him and said your cute. he said yeah and you don't deserve equal rights.
Have you heard of the restaurant karma There is no menu because you only get what you deserve
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
