What will make a depressed teenager happy? A cliff.
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
If you don ́t like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn ́t know it cut that deep.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them
I think about my life and then I think about death I perfer death if you ask me life is just a time when you die basicly death life is meaning less 0-0
My life is meaningless that i made a crime just to get shot 0-0 This is not a joke this is just about death...
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
rOpe: hEy buddY! wanT to hAng? me: mAYbe i cAn hAnG LaTer... cOCk: can i HaVe attenCioN froM youR dAd nOw?--
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
what makes a depressed kid happy ..... a bridge
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid
do you want to hang later
I got jealous when my phone died
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, VIRGIN
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
